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Hunter Biden's plea deal goes down the toilet, and NOBODY is obsessing over Donald Trump's documents the way they want. What is it going to take for me to get you to stop focusing on Hunter's dong?! You want a redneck farmer? I'll give you a redneck farmer! And I'll actually try to do it on time this time!

Every single video clip, still image, news headline and art was forcibly bestowed upon me via the internet. I do not own any of these images.

To anybody who assumes I am a doctor, lawyer or financial advisor, I endow you with my pity because I am NOT a doctor, NOT a lawyer, and NOT a financial advisor. NOTHING I say should be taken as any form advice. I'm just a jackass on the internet, nothing more.

Dronetek's Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@Dronetek

Youtube is the home of dead logic and political bias, but let's take what we can get: https://www.youtube.com/@arstantheunclean5656

Let's give the finger to the man and party at Rumble: https://rumble.com/user/ArstanTheUnclean

Nothing spells American Freedom quite like telling conservative memers that their language is terrorism while allowing left wing militants to come in and demand the heads of elected officials in the name of 'Mocracy. Just remember: If they do it, it's not questionable!

The ownership of the memes, video footage, photoshopped materials, music and other media is not owned by me in any way, shape or form. I will never claim as such. With that being said, you can't do so either. Because that goes against the science.

I'm also not a lawyer, doctor or financial professional. Nothing I say here should be considered as legal, medical or financial advice. Look elsewhere for that jive, Jack!

Youtube is where dreams go to die: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpgStQGznf6ib3bxZG_D6-Q

Rumble's got a chance to be somebody maybe: https://rumble.com/user/ArstanTheUnclean

When we're living in a society that is on the verge of complete and utter collapse, it's comforting to know that the media has its priorities straight by parading around a Wannabe Thai Lady Boy as the official mascot for a beer that isn't even consumed by rednecks who have too much respect for themselves. Meanwhile, Donald Trump is going to jail for 136 years for nothing at all while Chris Chan is out on bail after doing unspeakable things to his mother...And who says Justice has been butchered and murdered beyond all recognition? Oh wait...that was me, wasn't it?

I shouldn't have to actually say this, but for god's sake, I am not a lawyer, doctor or financial professional. Nothing I say should be interpreted as legal, financial or medical advice. Don't take it as such!

Also, I do not own these images, but one day I do hope to own an honest to Christ George Foreman Grill. Because, let's face it, ya gotta aim high.

Youtube is like a filthy roadside toilet, but you still need it:
https://www.youtube.com/@arstantheunclean5656

Rumble's maybe the way of the future?:
https://rumble.com/user/ArstanTheUnclean

With Black History month upon us once again. Let's take this year to celebrate what's really important: Making up pathetic lies in hopes of getting laid. I knew there was a reason why Black History Month took place at the same time as Valentine's Day. I just assumed because it revolved around meaningless pandering...go figure!

This channel is a satire/sarcasm factory that brings tens of people to the brink of laughter. Do not take anything that is said here as financial, legal or medical advice. You are the master of your own destiny, just as I am not a doctor, lawyer or medical professional.

The footage used in this video does not belong to me. Nor do the pictures, videos, music and still images. I will never assume that they do belong to me, so please do me the same courtesy.

Youtube is a spider attic. Don't want it, but you need it:
https://www.youtube.com/@arstantheunclean5656

Rumble's always on the air and needs a little tumblin':
https://rumble.com/user/ArstanTheUnclean

For this week's very special episode, that's bound to fill you with special feelings, we're taking a deep dive into The World Economic Forum's foray into depravity and global domination. Because, as we all know, those perverted butt tards love to get into all sorts of freaky stuff in Switzerland. So turn off your brain and enjoy this hastily edited 17 minute video! You're welcome, internet!!

Considering the amount of ranting I do, please do not take anything I say as medical, financial or legal advice. My show doesn't do that. It just rants and raves while being mildly misinformed on what's going on in the planet.

I don't own the footage, still images, music or videos used in this video. Please don't assume as such.

Rumble is as cool as Tom Sellek at a muscle car convention:
https://rumble.com/user/ArstanTheUnclean

Rumble is as cool as Tom Sellek at a muscle car convention:
https://rumble.com/user/ArstanTheUnclean

As Greg Abbott hands a sternly written letter to a man who never learned to read, we can all sleep soundly knowing our "president" is above the very same laws he bastardized in order to defeat a political opponent. Considering he probably inhales the fumes from gas stoves, this probably isn't surprising.

If you take medical advice from me, that's a horrible Idea. I am not a real doctor of any kind, and neither is AOC. But guess which one of us will get sued if we're accused otherwise? While we're at it, I'm not a lawyer or financial professional either. Don't take what I say as legal or medical advice.

I own none of the footage used in this video. That goes for the still images, videos, music and the like.

Youtube isn't a cesspool, it's more like a septic tank:
https://www.youtube.com/@arstantheunclean5656

You can't have enough Rumble either:
https://rumble.com/user/ArstanTheUnclean

It’s insurrection a plenty as we witness a bunch of anti RINO republicans summon their inner Network and scream that they’re mad as hell and they’re not gonna take it anymore. It’s almost as if they think the Status Quo is a bad thing! Meanwhile a sports ball star got his heart seized during a game and a certain medical procedure that shall remain nameless is most certainly not the culprit. So if you see a syringe with an evil handlebar mustache being twirled, don’t pay it any mind, because it’s not at fault. Move along, there ain’t not nothing to see here.

I am not a doctor. Whatever you do, for the love of god, PLEASE DO NOT take anything I say as medical advice. I am not a Lawyer, so do not take what I say as legal advice. And I am not a financial adviser, so do not take what I say as financial advice. You must make your own decisions based on whatever data you consume. Don’t put any of that evil on me. I will NOT be held responsible.

The images, videos, music and other media in this video are not my property. I don’t own any property. I signed all of my property to my dog. Mr. Giggles is overjoyed that he now has a tv to go with his king size bed...

Youtube is like a Charlie Horse, you hate it, but you accept it:
https://www.youtube.com/@arstantheunclean5656

Rumble while you stumble while you try to find words that rhyme with "Umble.": https://rumble.com/user/ArstanTheUnclean

Our democratically elected officials are bringing in 2023 proper by being hell bent on ruining their constituents in every conceivable way. They've done themselves a doozy with the Omnibus Spending Package that spends a metric fuck-ton (Which is roughly 946,000 shit tons) on programs that do virtually nothing. But the good news is that the programs that actually do something actually makes everything worse.

The good news is that I am a random angry dude on the internet. The Bad news is that I am not a lawyer, doctor or financial advisor. So nothing should be interpreted or taken as advice in a legal, medical or financial sense. The better news is that if you do, I'll laugh in your face.

The owners of the music, clips, videos and other pieces of media in this video are not owned by me, but are rather owned by dudes who probably live in house boats and own more than one type of wine glass. Gotta admit, that sounds like the life.

Youtube won't break your heart, but it will break your spirit sometimes. But what're you gonna do?: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpgStQGznf6ib3bxZG_D6-Q

Rumble like a Tumble from Bubmle as your tummy starts to Stumble over...cans of beans, I guess: https://rumble.com/user/ArstanTheUnclean

As everybody is celebrating the holiday season, it's business as usual for the Arstan Clan, with smartass comments about Elon Musk and The Taliban, because why the hell not?! If it feels like the Christmas season, I sure as hell ain't feeling it! But, Merry Christmas just the same to all of you wonderful bastards!

Let it be known from every village to metropolis that I am not a lawyer, nor a doctor, nor a financial advisor. NOTHING I say in this video should be taken as advice for law, medicine or finances in any capacity.

The footage that is used in this video does not belong to me at all. So, don't assume as such. That's just plain rude.

Youtube is the "Blade Runner" of social media streaming sites:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpgStQGznf6ib3bxZG_D6-Q

Rumble wants to Rumble like Grandma's Apple Crumble:
https://rumble.com/user/ArstanTheUnclean

Just when you thought "American Pride" was so worthless you couldn't even use it for fish wrap, Joe Biden went ahead and devalued it even more with his latest blunder by trading a WNBA basketball "star" in exchange for a notorious arms dealer who's responsible for multiple events of literal genocide. But, at least on the bright side, we got to find out that Cindi Lauper's not dead and that "True Colors" is, in fact, the official song of America's Death.

The fact that I need to consistently repeat that I'm not a doctor, lawyer or financial advisor is rather worrisome. Even more worrisome is the fact that none of the things I say on this program should be considered Financial, Legal or Medical advice.

The ownership of all the materials used to make this exciting episode do not belong to me. I own 18 jet pack pizza ovens, but not a single scrap of the music, video, still images or other graphics used on this video.

My hope isn't dead on Youtube, let's just say it's on life support:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpgStQGznf6ib3bxZG_D6-Q

Rumble's better than Bumble if you want to Tumble (?):
https://rumble.com/user/ArstanTheUnclean

With the public firmly obsessed over the smallness of their junk in comparison to Hunter's colossal package, they're forgetting the important things in life. Mainly Elon Musk's plan to destroy the planet by running Twitter like a legitimate business, and out of context social media posts from private citizen, Donald Trump. Also, Katie Hobbs sucks worse than Nancy Pelosi, that's why her asshole husband had to hire an escort to hammer him senseless....HEY OHHHHHHH!

I am not a doctor, nor do I have any intention to be a financial advisor, and I have too much respect for myself to be a lawyer. So nothing I say should be considered legal, financial or medical advice. The fact that I, some angry douche on the internet, has to tell you that, says more about your lack of common sense than it does my ability to sarcastically rant.

The images, photos and videos used on this show are not owned by me in any capacity. I can barely take credit for my own work on most days.

Youtube makes children cry, It's just a fact of life:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpgStQGznf6ib3bxZG_D6-Q

Rumble beats Bumble into submission on a daily basis!
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It's always nice to see it when people who have a different skin tone to yours lecture you on how you're a bad person and need to be treated negatively because of such. And this spicy crotch fish woman has the perfect solution to make sure she's not uncomfortable with your meaningless ethnicity! So make sure you pay attention, flog yourself daily to repent yourself of your sins, and admit that every single human atrocity can be traced back to you because White.

The ownership of the still images, videos and other materials used in this video are not mine. They belong to someone else. People who probably own sweet looking cars and eat the primest of meats. To which I say, congrats.

I'm sure that being a doctor, lawyer or financial advisor is pretty sweet. You get an office, a stethoscope or you get to yell "OBJECTION" whenever the hell you want. But, considering I am not a doctor, a lawyer or financial advisor, I can't do any of that. Nothing I say should be seen as medical, legal or financial advice. If you assume that, then you need only look into the mirror to see who's to blame.

https://www.youtube.com/c/DerekOSheaShow

Youtube's like a cold fish, sometimes, you have no choice:
https://www.youtube.com/@arstantheunclean5656

Let's Rumble in the Rumble Haus!: https://rumble.com/account/content?type=all

The world's only doctor is officially retiring and the sendoff was one of the best, most heartfelt moments any corporately backed, corrupt asshole could ever wish for! So, let's take a walk down memory lane while we try to keep our bile down and reflect on 3 years of rampant medical and psychological abuse from the hands of our overlords!

Let's not get bogged down with the fact that I own none of the items used in this video. I literally own none of the rights. And if you take any of my ramblings as any form of advice, be it legal, medical or financial, then you have nobody but yourself to blame because I am NOT a doctor, lawyer or financial professional, nor do I give out any kind of advice.

Youtube is cold...but mandatory: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpgStQGznf6ib3bxZG_D6-Q

Rumbly Tumblies!!!: https://rumble.com/account/content?ty...

The Midterms are over, and the Republicans have been slaughtered like the worthless racism's like they are. It's a shame that Kari Lake, a stupid election denier, refuses to just admit that a bitch who is less popular than her won after a week of carefully finding votes to save Arizona from the horrors of Voter ID laws and anti abortion!

One day, I will own a few second hand pizza ovens. However, I will never own any of the footage, still frames and music used in this video. I have NEVER owned it and that won't change in the near future.

No. I am not a doctor. No. I am not a Financial advisor. No. I am NOT lawyer. No. You SHOULD NOT interpret any of my mildly coherent ramblings as any kind of advice. Yes. You should watch Big Trouble in Little China. That movie is just awesome.

Youtube's exists by birthright, so here we are: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpgStQGznf6ib3bxZG_D6-Q

Yup, looks like Nuclear Armageddon is on the way thanks to an inept government controlled entirely by dipshit octogenarians and a man who's butt's been wiped. But at least we won't have to worry about the global spooky climate ghosts as we're all atomized while the survivors continue to fight the robots in a desperate attempt to save humanity, so I guess it's not ALL bad...right?

Of all the careers I ever wanted, being a doctor was NEVER one of them. I NEVER wanted to be a doctor, mainly because scrubs make my body itch. So, nothing I say should be considered as medical advice because I'm not a doctor, nor do I ever want to be one. Might as well say that I'm not a Lawyer or Financial Advisor either, so no advice is being given on that front either. What I say is NOT legal or financial advice.

The ownership of the clips, still frames, music and whatnot are not mine. I own none of said footage.

Youtube is an underwear stain...but laundry day isn't until next month...:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpgStQGznf6ib3bxZG_D6-Q

Rumble's on it's way, I swear to Christ, It'll happen.

Looks like Italy is going to be going back to a fascist dictatorship thanks to a democratically elected official who wants to bring back Italian Culture and Family Values. And they're not going to be tossing the EU's salad for the pleasure. Which, if you ask me, is a complete trampling on human rights everywhere!!! Oh, we also give Brian Stelter a new sexual play thang because reasons.

There are many people out there who fancy themselves as doctors "of sorts." Or Beginner "Financial Advisors." Or even Amateur "Lawyers." Rest assured, I'm none of those. I'm just some random blowhard on the internet. NOTHING I say should be considered financial, legal or medical advice. And in this day and age, it's kind of sad that I need to proclaim that .

One day I hope to own an incredibly large cheese wedge and brag about it to my asshole neighbors. But much like the images used in this video, I don't own a single one. But that will eventually change, maybe.

Funky's got the Funk Right here: https://www.youtube.com/c/FunkyGOB

Derek O'Shea's Fighting the good fight, one Problematic Bitch at a time:
https://www.youtube.com/c/DerekOSheaShow

Youtube deserves my pity...but it shall get NONE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpgStQGznf6ib3bxZG_D6-Q

The title says it all. It's up to me to TRY and find some news worth talking about. And doing actual work sucks because that means I spend more time working and less time trying to figure out how to sexually harass Brian Stelter as he continues his deep dive into depraved Roman blood orgies that reek of grease and human sadness.

And, maybe one day, if I wish upon a star, and hope with all of my heart, I might become a doctor, lawyer or financial advisor, and when that day comes, I still WILL NOT give out any advice for free. And that goes double for today. NOTHING I say should be taken as Medical, Legal or Financial Advice. And if you do so, you do so knowing that you assumed the opposite by taking the word of some angry guy on the internet who barely knows how to spell.

And though I own plenty of material (though such claims have never been proven in the court of law), I own none of the material used in this video. That includes still images, music, video footage and the like.

Check out Derek O'Shea: https://www.youtube.com/c/DerekOSheaShow
Funky Here is always funky here: https://www.youtube.com/c/FunkyGOB

Youtube Blows, but what choice to I have?: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpgStQGznf6ib3bxZG_D6-Q

The Former Vice President comes out of his evil basement lair to ominously lecture us on the dangers of extremism all while ignoring the chants of angry people telling him to "go fuck himself." We also get a valuable lesson in the merits of 3rd grade election meddling and the importance of being hydrated before being bombed by a former vice president who can't stop sniffing the heads of children...God help us all...

We have fun around here. But you know what's not fun? Assuming that I am a doctor, lawyer or financial advisor. It's not fun, because those jobs sound like ass, and I don't feel like doing any of them. So, nothing I say is remotely anywhere close to advice in the world of finance, medicine or legal. Please don't take it as such.

The footage used from this is a patchwork of various clips, screenshots, music and memes. None of which I own myself. I just gathered them up together and threw them into the editing software. I don't own them. I don't even know who does. It's a mystery lost to time...

Youtube's bad for your bowels, but it's what ya got...
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpgStQGznf6ib3bxZG_D6-Q

Brian Stelter's lost his job but has a promising future in the street walker industry, just so long as his man titties don't start sagging because he's eating too many bugs. So check us out before the IRS kicks down our door with a cripple armed with dual machine guns. Which actually sounds kind of cool and would pay money to have one...not good money mind you...but you know...money...

My guidance counselor once told me that I was WAY too cool to be a doctor, a lawyer or a financial advisor, and that I should focus my energy into the janitorial arts. Which I did, and it turned into a fruitful career of sign waving. It's a funny story, I'll tell it to you sometime. But in the meantime, Take it from me. I am NOT a doctor, lawyer, or financial advisor, and NOTHING that I say is advice of any kind. So, make your own decisions at your own risk, and keep me out of it.

And, Let's just say I don't own any of the footage, music or still images used in this video and leave it at that, thank you and p'lice out homies.

Youtube is a dirty whore. But when she's right, she's right:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpgStQGznf6ib3bxZG_D6-Q

While the whole world celebrates the victory of the IRS getting an army of 87,000 potentially armed auditors, the whole world celebrates the FBI raiding Donald Trump's home in Florida in the hopes of finding improperly stored classified documents. And the whole world sits confused with gaping bungholes because this could potentially show that the FBI is nothing more than the secret police of the Obama regime.

Also, Fuck Roger Waters.

Disclaimer: There was a time when this scrappy little lad wanted to be the world's first ninja doctor lawyer taxi driving financial advisor, but those dreams died the day I saw The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension. It's a cool movie, one of Peter Weller's Best. But that was the problem, because I knew that I'd never reach that kind of success like Buckaroo Banzai. So I opted to become a fry cook instead. This means that you can trust me when it comes to french fries. I'll give advice on that all day. But I am NOT a doctor, financial advisor, or lawyer. DO NOT take anything that I say as medical, legal or financial advice.

Also, I don't own any of the still images, footage or music used in this video. I have to make that perfectly clear because it wasn't obvious enough.

https://www.projectveritas.com/

Whelp, looks like we're going to do World War 3. And even though we're probably going to be blown up by Chinese Russians. But at least we're focusing on what matters: Blaming White Militants for owning flags and posting silly stuff on social media. And I think that's something that has yet to become old or tired.

Disclaimer: Listen, as an annoyed whiteman, I know it's easy to assume that I'm a doctor, lawyer or financial advisor. But I'm not. If you assumed that simply because of that fact, that makes YOU the racism and not me. So shame on you if you assumed that anything I say even REMOTELY resembles legal, medical or financial advice. Because it clearly isn't. Thank you, and have a somewhat mediocre day.

And I have an obligatory Youtube because the world hates...something?

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpgStQGznf6ib3bxZG_D6-Q

Spam those jerkoffs!: https://www.house.gov/legislative-act...

READ HR 1808: https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwiD4-KD9pb5AhWLmIQIHc7EAYsQFnoECAgQAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.congress.gov%2Fbill%2F117th-congress%2Fhouse-bill%2F1808&usg=AOvVaw3GrhP4gzA_6C8RH085-oWH

Yup. It's finally here. As we grieve for Brian Stelter's inevitable case of Ponkey Mox, let's all celebrate the attempted decimation of the last right we have to protect ourselves from criminals and a tyrannical government. What's the big deal? It's not like we're on the cusp of pure anarchy, or anything like that!

I may have been gone for a while, but even I know that I don't own any of the footage, still images, or music used in the contents of this video. I am not a doctor, lawyer or financial advisor. So NOTHING I say should be interpreted as medical, legal or financial advice. If you think otherwise, then that's your dishwashing liquid, YOU soak in it!

I'm on Youtube as well, because I hate myself: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpgStQGznf6ib3bxZG_D6-Q

Youtube Party's suck. But they exist, apparently...
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpgStQGznf6ib3bxZG_D6-Q

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https://www.youtube.com/c/SavSays
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To an old lad like Arstan, there’s nothing quite like the feeling of hitting a reasonable goal. And such a goal was hit with seven subs. With such a momentous occasion, no regular episode will do. So, join us as we witness the sheer fuster cluck that’s to hit our spinning blue orb thanks to a bunch of old and crusty billionaires! The World Economic Forum may have ended, but our tears have just begun!

I’m not a financial advisor, lawyer, doctor, or firearms instructor. Seriously, if you think I even barely RESEMBLE any of those things, then I pity your ability to determine basic logic. So, whatever you do, do NOT take anything this angry random internet guy says as advice or instructions. If you do, you have only yourself, and your entire family, to blame.

Dave Cullen: https://www.bitchute.com/channel/hybM74uIHJKf/

Let's get the word out and get my ass booted from youtube!:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpgStQGznf6ib3bxZG_D6-Q

With the disinformation governance board on an indefinite pause, and people freaking out about medical misinformation. It's about time Bill Gates shows up with a new pandemic right the hell out of nowhere. Good thing the WHO already has a plan in the works to control your life as you slowly starve in homes you can't afford to heat. I was starting to get a little worried for a second!

As a random angry guy on the internet, I own none of the footage, video, still images or music that is used in this video. I'm also not a doctor, lawyer, or financial advisor. If you assume my rant is somehow medical, legal or financial advice or otherwise, then that's your fault.

https://www.youtube.com/c/TheEconomicNinja

C'mon! Let's get me booted off of Youtube for the Misinformations!
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpgStQGznf6ib3bxZG_D6-Q

Lori Lightfoot has called for insurrection on your right to identify to have a uterus in your brain while the government takes away your right to own baby formula because Joe Biden can taste it! According to smart people, this is what smart people do!

I own none of this footage in any capacity. Nor am I a financial advisor, I am NOT giving out any kind of financial and/or legal advice. If you're taking any kind of advice from some angry guy on the internet, then I truly weep for our future.

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Filmed in glorious "Skrew-it-o-vision," Arstan The Unclean is your one stop shop for unhinged hate speech!

So, pop some asprin and hop aboard the crazy train as we give up a portion of our social credit score in exchange for peace of mind.

We'll all end up in a gulag anyway, might as well have a few laughs on the way down.