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the fourth installment of the series one bad apple is much worse than you think.

culture jamming is important to a healthy psyche.

Blueunicorn thought it wise as, there has been an explosion of newcomers into this unicornium to explain further as to what to expect or not expect having joined the aforementioned unicornium. in this case blueunicorn means the collective realms of the unicornium proper, and this place in-particular being the realm known as "bitchuticornium (pronounced bitch-ute-icornium or as you like...)
blueunicorn lurks many realms and sometimes occupies other realms. in this way when one wonders why one wants to be comment number 1nd but there already is a 1nd and now one is 2st. (?) "how could that be!?" one might ask themselves indignantly. blueunicorn might answer, " some within the outer realms have secret doors. secret keys... seek the the content and comments for clues to the discordium and then the discordium for further clues...join blueunicorn and us...its like a game... there are cookies."
Blueunicorn very much thanks all whom have come before and all those whom come presently(at what ever moment in time that may be... it will certainly be later than (now).

incidentally, whilst occupying a former realm which shall henceforth never be mentioned again, blueunicorn had an impossible "contest" in where one, as "liker/subscriber # 72" (for instance) blueunicorn would roll four icosohedrons in effort to match one's numbers and then that one would be announced the winner of the "big prize" of which there really was none because the odds against a winner was... well very very high. all would then receive a consolation prize of a picture of a beautiful dead thing.
however, such absurd games are more difficult to achieve on a bitchutes without more audience specific interplay. meaning, the more audience participation, the more ridiculous things get. that being said... "on with the show..."

the next installment of a series by blueunicorn called: blueunicorn presents: One Bad Apple Is Much Worse Than You Think PART #D THE MASK.
this series will consist of smart wit and dumb humor but the topic is very serious. So, what one might learn here probably will only make one laugh so one doesn't cry.
Additionally, there is a chance that the subject matter may interest one and that one might further research such topics to better formulate a realistic outlook on the world as so to better adapt ones "in-look" on how to conduct oneself when faced with group-think and similar situations.
there is an expression oft used by mothers which says, "if all of your friends were jumping off of a bridge would you just do it too?"
there are several questions one could raise to formulate an answer to this question such as, "Is it a safe place to jump? Is the water deep enough? Is there enough? Are the friends out of the way yet?" etc. these are questions an individuated person may ask.
The question blueunicorn has would be, "If one were commanded by a person in a costume to jump off of a bridge without question, what would one do and why

Bila Kayf or in the zen-suni future dialect bi'lal kaifa

the next installment of a series by blueunicorn called: blueunicorn presents: One Bad Apple Is Much Worse Than You Think number B The Costume this series will be educational and dumb. so, what you might learn here most likely wont make you any smarter. however, there is a chance the the humor will land and the stars of this episode will be seen in a light least favorable. there is an expression people oft use, "not all heroes wear capes" blueunicorn not only believes this statement is mostly true, in that Doctor Doom does wear a cape. and spider-man does not wear a cape. spider-man being the example of a hero that does not wear a cape, contrarily Dr. Doom represents the response blueunicorn makes to this expression, "Not all whom wear capes are heroes." in this series we will explore some possibilities as to why anyone can be hero or villain given a set of circumstances.

episode 2 of Have A Cigarette With Blueunicorn
MANDATES

because... if the government forces you to do something, it must be good. Right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAk3n...
https://www.corbettreport.com/?s=euge...
mediamonarchy.com

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIgAmI6g4dzevSXunZj71wA

welcome unicornium
Thus begins a new series by blueunicorn called:
blueunicorn presents:
One Bad Apple Is Much Worse Than You Think # A
The Fallacy

this series will be educational and dumb. so, what you might learn here most likely wont make you any smarter. however, there is a chance the the humor will land and the stars of this episode will be seen in a light least favorable. there is an expression people oft use, "not all heroes wear capes" blueunicorn not only believes this statement is mostly true, in that Doctor Doom does wear a cape. and spider-man does not wear a cape. spider-man being the example of a hero that does not wear a cape, contrarily Dr. Doom represents the response blueunicorn makes to this expression, "Not all whom wear capes are heroes."
in this series we will explore some possible reasons why anyone can be hero or villain given a set of circumstances.

Episode 1

The New Cigarette-butt

thus begins a new and equally ridiculous series as compared to related/unrelated series on this blueunicorn channel. This series is what kinds of dumb things occur to blueunicorn as blueunicorn stands out in the rain or hot stinking summer because blueunicorn will most likely enjoy this wonderful stinky habit until death. that being said, or typed rather, enjoy.

Episode 2 of the series What is a Blueunicorn and why is it Important.
The Unihorn Stinkbomber

Blueunicorn knows that everyone knows why Blueunicorn is important. But, do they know what a blueunicorn is? this series will help the non-hyperbolic everybody to catch up to speed with the rest of the unicornium. In this way, said unicornium will learn what a blueunicon is and fully grock the importance of the aforementioned Blueunicorn.

that is all. enjoy.

Sarah Schielke - The Life & Liberty Law Office
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDs_...

Imitation is the weakest form of flattery #3
(cover) Gotye : Heart's a Mess
from the album Like Drawing Blood (2007)
(please dont sue me I'm poor.)

instrumentation:
vocals- Me
back-up vocals-Me, princess
headbutt
old spanish guitar-Me
unplugged acoustic strat-Me
toy ukulele-me
sheet metal Me
forming spike- Me
boingy sping- Me
boingy dulcimer- Me
maraca- Me
galvanized fence bars- Me
wind chimes- Me
basket of bottle caps- me
growler bottles-me
bomber bottle flutes-me
beer bottle flutes- me
(incitentally these bottle caps and bottles were overlooked while listing instrumentation. blueunicorn may or may not fix this but blueunicorn is very lazy. the youtoobs version will be fixed and it will be a hole in the universe where two same and yet different identically unique items exist and yet not exist. thusly the unicornium "is")

video concept and design:
blueunicorn 2021

cast:
blueunicorn-Me
Blueunicorns alter ego- Me
princess headbutt- herself

special thanks to Oni Manko for
pushing the button on the camera
26 times. blueunicorn could have
done it without you but it would
have taken much longer.

special-er thanks to Nate Ober
for the blue unicorn animation
that he made of a blueunicorn
for blueunicorn.

The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this
production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased),
places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.

except for blueunicorn...
and blueunicorn's alter ego...
and princess headbutt.

they are real.

if you too are suffering from alcoholism and loneliness.....

blueunicorn recommends calling blueunicorn and inviting
blueunicorn over. blueunicorn will come over and help you
drink half as much and you wont be lonely. Problem solved.

"How you too can create awesomeness with old household junk" volume A part #1

Blueunicorn here. We all know that there are touchstone moments in life that imprint themselves within our individual memories. In the words of the prophet “menomena” who says.. “Everyone will think back to what they were wearing or who they were dating when the bones were found.”
Sometimes certain music will imprint itself to a certain timeline or a moment. Like the time you had that really bad car accident and the song playing at the time was “Richard hung himself” by the band DI. Or the fact you cant hear The Tear Garden without thinking about that girl Anne you dated when you were 16.
What does this have to do with the next installment of “imitation is the weakest form of flattery” You ask yourself?... starting from on or about 2014 until present… blueunicorn has been suffering under a cloud of unfortunate darkness and tumultuous despair…. Sometimes not so bad. Other times not so good… mostly by self design. however, in 2017 there was a hole that opened from amidst the storm and one single beam of warmth bled through and shone upon the blueunicorn. For the briefest of moments Blueunicorn remembered what it was to have the glow of the summer sun fall upon his face.
But as the fates would weave…, that ray of sunshine was intermittent and finite. Soon it would fade and the clouds would roll together and pinch that beam out like the sphincters of gods.
So is there a moral to this story? Some reason its being written and or read right now at this moment? Nope. Only that Blueunicorn chose this song because it is the song that imprinted upon his memory when that miracle happened. It encompasses the ideas between a sad hopefulness and a cynical joy.
Blueunicorn will leave with one final thought that may or may not have relevance. A person can live their life complaining about the rain, or they can remember and embrace that one time that the sun shone upon their face. Blueunicorn does both or neither, because the rain never seems to stop and the light is radioactive and rainbow is a one dimensional illusion that can only be seen from a certain perspective. Blueunicorn likes it fine that way. Enjoy.

i have heard it said that one should never date a songwriter... for obvious reasons.

What Are You Doing Here... Dressed Like That

(v1)
What is your name?
Where did you come from? (bad grammar... poetic license)
And how did you get in my bed?
My memories of you
That I ponder blindly,
Remembering words that were said.
I smoke my cigarette
And see ‘round the edge
Of the door, the light bleeds through the cracks.
I wonder where you went
Why did you go there?
And why do you keep coming back?
(ch1)
Is it time for me to close all the doors
And as for you, your bridges are burning.
And this ring that I hold was made for your finger
But without you the world will keep turning.
(v2)
Now you are dreaming
But I cannot sleep
So I watch you from beside the bed.
And I recollect
A night of false passion
Your love for me truly is dead.
I should have told you
To get the hell out
Why then did I ask you to stay?
Now you are here
And you're playing your games
Well now, I’ve got some games we can play
(ch2)
It is time for me to close all the doors,
And as for you your bridges are burning
And this ring that I hold was made for your finger,
But without you the world will keep turning.
(v3)
I saw you today
You had nothing to say
Then you left without a word.
I wanted you to stay
But couldn’t wait ‘til you’d left
In logic, it sounds so absurd
What if you’d stayed?
Well, the bed would stay made
But the sheets are not clean anymore.
And if you should leave
What spell would you weave?
On the next guy to walk through your door.
(ch3)
And so now I am closing the door. As for you your bridges have burnt.
Although you were the one I adored, I accept this a lesson I've learnt
Now I am closing the door, I am not what you want anyway.
Although you were the one I adored I’m sure I'll forget you someday.

here's a shocker... i didnt. writing a song about something you want to forget is a ridiculous concept.

song written (2000) and recorded (2004) and video conceived and produced and all of that stuff... (2020).

i have heard it said that one should never date a songwriter... for obvious reasons.

What Are You Doing Here... Dressed Like That

(v1)
What is your name?
Where did you come from? (bad grammar... poetic license)
And how did you get in my bed?
My memories of you
That I ponder blindly,
Remembering words that were said.
I smoke my cigarette
And see ‘round the edge
Of the door, the light bleeds through the cracks.
I wonder where you went
Why did you go there?
And why do you keep coming back?
(ch1)
Is it time for me to close all the doors
And as for you, your bridges are burning.
And this ring that I hold was made for your finger
But without you the world will keep turning.
(v2)
Now you are dreaming
But I cannot sleep
So I watch you from beside the bed.
And I recollect
A night of false passion
Your love for me truly is dead.
I should have told you
To get the hell out
Why then did I ask you to stay?
Now you are here
And you're playing your games
Well now, I’ve got some games we can play
(ch2)
It is time for me to close all the doors,
And as for you your bridges are burning
And this ring that I hold was made for your finger,
But without you the world will keep turning.
(v3)
I saw you today
You had nothing to say
Then you left without a word.
I wanted you to stay
But couldn’t wait ‘til you’d left
In logic, it sounds so absurd
What if you’d stayed?
Well, the bed would stay made
But the sheets are not clean anymore.
And if you should leave
What spell would you weave?
On the next guy to walk through your door.
(ch3)
And so now I am closing the door. As for you your bridges have burnt.
Although you were the one I adored, I accept this a lesson I've learnt
Now I am closing the door, I am not what you want anyway.
Although you were the one I adored I’m sure I'll forget you someday..

oh such poetic prose shall explain it all...

Have you ever been in a relationship that was so emotionally destructive that you just want to forget that it ever happened? but then for some reason decided to write a song about it and....

in the 1960s the government said DUCK AND COVER!!!
in the 2000s the government told to DUCT AND COVER!!!
in the 2020s the government said a lot of stuff.
find out what blueunicorn has to say about the current tragedy or epidemic currently at hand.

Be it past, present or even a future apocalypse, this instructional video will be useful over and over again for every foreseeable apocalypse.

FOR MAXIMUM AWESOMENESS.... WEAR HEADPHONES. its important to maximize awesomeness.

BABYS’ SLEEPING
A murder ballad and comic book about relativity and told from the perspective of the “angel of death” going about his daily duties.
There are nerd references throughout the video. See if you can get them all and comment below…

LYRICS
(Vs. 1)
Babys’ sleeping. Babys’ teething.
Its faith transfixed on a ring of plastic keys.
Mamas’ weeping. Daddys’ drinking. The virtue of patience has long been since brought to its knees
The ferryman biding his time ‘til the fates intervene.

(vs. 2)
Heavy breathing. Shallow breathing.
Does the soil shudder in fear at the sight of a spade?
Flash of lightening. Crack the sky. Does the lion recoil in horror at the scream of its prey?
Would a victim ever laugh in the face of the blade?

(vs. 3)
Someones’ crying. Someones’ dying.
Does the granite ask to be maimed so a name could be saved?
Does the tombstone feel any pain for the bones in the grave?
The condemned will forever sleep in the beds they have made.
The condemned will forever sleep in the beds they have made.

Written and composed by Blueunicorn 2005

Video concept design story board etc.. conceived, designed, story boarded etcetera ..ed…
by Blueunicorn 2019.

If you want Blueunicorn to type out the dialog boxes in the description because some scenes change to quickly… comment below. Otherwise use the pause feature.

The first person to get all of the nerd references might win a prize… we’ll see.

Wherever you go, go there with your whole heart.- Confucius

this is the third and final episode of the lead up to the "actual final episode" of the saga known only as "Babys' Sleeping."
the question must be asked, "how does a person grammatically contract the words 'baby" and "is"?" does baby is sleeping get contracted into "baby's sleeping" and thus wrongfully creating the idea that "sleeping" is something that is possessed by the baby? 'sleeping' is the baby's? is it babies sleeping or does that imply there is more than one baby and that they are sleeping?

is it "babys' sleeping?"

the real question is... "does anyone care?"

there are sometimes, trains of thought that travel along tracks of predetermined destinations. the danger of prescient sight is that once the point of time and space is identified, a course of action becomes locked into an unavoidable manifestation.

and yet... was the sight truly prescient? was the outcome brought about by inevitability or by conscious action to bring about a desired result?

or is it all just some story being read on a internets somewhere sometime that is not here or now and yet... it is here and now?
you are after all, reading this right now but when i wrote it... it was

PROMO FOR OPERATION: WAR IS PEACE

cover of the one and only skinny puppy's smothered hope, blueunicorn style.

fans will love it or hate it. some say i ruined it and some say i made it better. i say the glass is too big.

Some things are beyond our control.
We like to think there is free will but that only exists in "the now'. Overall we are creatures of habit and repetition. Only in "the now" does "free will"
exist....
And yet...

Even then "free will" is an illusion....

Maybe we only "think" we are choosing randomly, but in reality the choice was made long ago by the hand of some unseen writer writing some scene in a play that no one will watch.....
how would we know any

different?

music excerpt from the song (acoustic twang version):
"babys' sleeping" by blueunicorn

written and composed and preformed and recorded and all that stuff 2004
twangy version recorded last night...(2019)

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music art politics and religion all wrapped up in one uncomfortable conversation. music from the past, present and maybe even the future composed by blueunicorn and various blueunicorn related projects. enjoy.