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She especially likes cucumber.

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Our second video in our new series on Quarterly Life Reflections Checkups! How have you progressed through the first quarter of 2024? Join us and share your reflections!

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1. Greatest Lesson Learned
2. Hardest Thing This Year
3. Biggest Accomplishment
4. Favorite Memory
5. What You Loved Most About the Year

For next year:

1. What do you want to learn?
2. What do you already know how to do but want to improve?
3. What are your goals?

Rocco is crabby in the morning!

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Chris and Crystal shop for ingredients and prepare some of their favorite salads with you.

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Lyrics to "Rocco Man":

She packed my toys last night, not quite
Time to go at 9 a.m.
And I'm gonna be zoomin’ down the halls by then
I miss my yard so much, I miss my mom
I love to chase my ball
And stomp on toilet paper tubes.

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
'Til breakfast comes around; it’s now bedtime
I'm not the dog they think I am at home
Oh, no, no, no
I'm the Rocco man
Rocco man burnin' out his fuse by 8 pm

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
'Til breakfast comes around; it’s now bedtime
I'm not the dog they think I am at home
Oh, no, no, no
I'm the Rocco man
Rocco man burnin' out his fuse by 8 pm

I help to make the bed – I use my paws;
I pat the blanket down.
But it doesn’t always work out like it should.
And all my talk – they don't understand
I walk around on my hind legs.
The Rocco man, Rocco man

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
'Til breakfast comes around; it’s now bedtime
I'm not the dog they think I am at home
Oh, no, no, no
I'm the Rocco man
Rocco man burnin' out his fuse by 8 pm

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
'Til breakfast comes around; it’s now bedtime
I'm not the dog they think I am at home
Oh, no, no, no
I'm the Rocco man
Rocco man burnin' out his fuse by 8 pm

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
And I think it's gonna be a LONG, long time
And I think it's gonna be a LONG, long time
And I think it's gonna be a LONG, long time
And I think it's gonna be a LONG, long time
And I think it's gonna be a LONG, long time

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Learn how to get started with crochet for National Crochet Month! In this video, Chris teaches the chain stitch, single crochet, and double crochet. Chris and Crystal discuss the two different ways to hold the crochet hook: European (pencil) and Continental (knife).

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The art of crochet is one of the most versatile mediums of artistic expression available. Chris and Crystal have both been crocheting since the age of 12 (though Chris is more obsessed with it than Crystal).

In this introduction to crochet, Chris shows you some of the things you can make with crochet, as well as tips for customizing things to carry around your crochet tools.

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Get your kitchen baking station organized with Chris & Crystal!

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5 Simple, Bible-Based Affirmations

1. I can do all things through Him Who strengthens me. (Phi. 4:13)
2. I have a spirit of power, love, and self-discipline. (2 Tim. 1:7)
3. I forgive myself and my past, and I am renewed. (2 Corin. 5:17)
4. I am the only "me" there is. (Psalm 17:8)
5. God supplies all my needs. (1 Peter 5:7; Phil. 4:19)

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Chris & Crystal share some of their favorite slow cooker recipes for "Slow Cooker Month." For a printable pdf of the recipes, contact us at [email protected].

Crystal's recipe links:
Crock Pot Cream Cheese Chicken Chili
https://triedandtasty.com/crock-pot-cream-cheese-chicken-chili/#wprm-recipe-container-29022
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Crockpot Chicken Fried Rice Recipe:
https://easychickenrecipes.com/crockpot-chicken-fried-rice/#wprm-recipe-container-11776

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Chris's recipe:
Spicy Tuna Noodle Casserole (as prepared in video)
3-10.5 oz cans Campbell’s Cream of Mushroom Soup
1 or 2-4 oz can(s) diced green chiles
1 or 2-4 oz can(s) sliced mushrooms (drained)
1-15 oz can whole kernel corn
2-5 oz cans tuna
1 or 2-12 oz bags egg noodles (uncooked)
(1 packet dry Spicy Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing) - optional
1-8 or 10 oz bag shredded cheddar jack cheese

Combine all ingredients (except cheese) in slow cooker. Mix well. Sprinkle cheese on top. Heat on high for approximately 2 or 3 hours.

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Chris’s Mom’s Ham & Beans
(This is great for using up leftover ham at Christmas or Easter)

1 lb Great Northern beans (dry)
Leftover ham, chopped (or a ham bone with some ham still on it)
1 small onion, chopped (optional)
½ tsp salt
½ tsp pepper

Wash beans thoroughly and take out any rocks or bad beans.
Soak beans overnight in cool water. When ready to cook, rinse beans
and cover with fresh water. Add ham, onion, and seasonings.
Cover and simmer over low heat in slow cooker overnight until beans are tender.

Ah, look at all the stupid people! (2x)

Hollywood actors
Tell all of us we must give up our guns, but not them.
They’re more important.
Brainwashing people –
Scaring the kids with their climate change crap – it’s a scam.
They don’t give a damn.

All the stupid people –
Where do they all come from?
All the stupid people –
Where do they all belong?

Snide politicians
Chipping away at our rights every chance that they can.
It’s part of their plan.
Hair-sniffin’ pedos
Kidnapping children and drinking their blood to look young.
They should be hung.

All the stupid people –
Where do they all come from?
All the stupid people –
Where do they all belong?

Ah, look at all the stupid people! (2x)

Then they made COVID.
Everyone freaked out and gave up their rights for the mask.
Few even asked,
“Why should I do it?”
They just believed all the crap they were fed and got jabbed.
Government back-stabbed.

All the stupid people (Ah, look at all the stupid people)
Where do they all come from?
All the stupid people (Ah, look at all the stupid people)
Where do they all belong?

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We're starting a new series where we do quarterly Life Reflections Checkups with you to make sure we're all progressing well through the new year. Join us and share your reflections!

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Resolutions don't work. Make New Year's Affirmations instead! What you expect, you attract, so expect the best!

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