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Before there was 'Step Up 2: The Streets,' there was 'Breakin.' And it was ridiculous.

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In the stone ages, it was waaaay easier to invent stuff. Unfortunately, that includes smelly stuff that should go get a job.

And also the parent in question is a lunatic.

The creepiest thing about him was not that he was a giant rat.

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We'll be avoiding Internet parties in the future.

Everything out of Hollywood is propaganda.

For the love of the Celestials, kill someone already, Marvel.

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