Governator Fluoride Guy

Bruce the Shark, and his friends, Gumby and Rusty "Ripsaw" Turtle read a book written by some Governator Fluoride guy that used to be in Navy Special Warfare. Rusty said he thought he may have saw him getting molested by dolphins on one mission, but that may have been that Munster Heinz guy instead. Anyway, this guy was in some alien carnivore movie where it was hunting governors and special forces dudes. In this book, the author discusses American conspiracies, like when Nestle confiscated a towns entire water supply, bottled it up and sold it at big box stores. He also investigates time travel, when George Bush Sr. offed JFK, and how Navy guys suck at shooting Carcano rifles. Rusty says they should just leave that to former Marines, they tend to hit what they are shooting at. Gumby prefers explosives, mostly C-4 himself. Interesting book, and reading books is better than watching TV, as TV rots your brain. This guy should write another book on mass hysteria, government over reach and fake news and pandemics, we would buy at least three copies, if he autographed them for us. 'Merica, with guns, books, freedom, and special warfare/operations/forces people.