The Life and Suffering of Sir Brante

Defiance, strange accents, and a long yet necessary intro welcome you to the painful world of.....Bermp...

Who could have guessed that tearing this family apart would bring us so close.....

Every family needs an old crackhead.
You'd think being named Bermp would be punishment enough.

Who knew our boy was such a bada**!!!

I mean, still a bada**, but big OOF...

Funny how a hot girl gives a boy the will to live...
Good lord, I'm talking about Bermps Willpower meter! gosh...

Well, now I have NO problems destroying everything.

All who dare harm Gloria will feel the wrath of Brante.

Goodbye family. Goodbye safety. Bermp has become a man.
...a man named Bermp...anyone else hear Johnny Cash singin'?

Ummm girl? You good, fam?

Imma spy! Imma flirt with Sophia! No way that could go wrong.

But Sophia...I was flirtin' with you less than an episode ago.

But Sophia...you was a traitor an episode ago.

"Raindrops keep falling on my head"
(the subtle sound of hitting BJ Thomas over the head with his own guitar)

Don't give up. Never give up.
"unless you're addicted to meth, then you should probably give that up."
Adler Davidson, inspirational hotdog

"Don't trust Sophia" he says. "It'll do more harm than good" he says.

Goodbye, old friend. You will be missed.
Your monotone voice will not however.

This can't be it...it can't be over...

Yeah, screw that. Lemme fix this.

Sometimes both life and death suck.

You've Changed, Bermp: The Life and Suffering of Sir Brante (Part 21)