Oh Captain, My Cap'n

https://youtube.com/c/GuyNeighbors?si=EMSIkaIECMiOmarE6JChQQ

Yessir. My fellow white asses job having child raising friends. Indeed your eyes are in fact NOT mistaken. Go show the man some support with a sub, and your undying fucking to the bitter end loyalty.

Also the man's paperwork is top notch and his process is flawless. Save your home. KO that bully prosecutor. Actually trick your wife into fucking you again (just the one time tho, he's not a god damn wizard ya know??)...

Fart noise. Aaaaaand...

Tiddies...

Coach Neighbors is my jam, bro. I would bum a New Port off of this man standing in some dimly lit larking lot outside the Y just after a late night crack cocaine fuled game of 3 on 3 pick up basketball.

And I give two shits what hue the fella wears involuntarily. Blow me. Hashtag not all.

He's one of us, and I'd prolly save his ass from a gang of rabid joggers just as quick as I would a guy who looked like you or I... I would even go as far as to say that I would bet my ass that this man cannot dance any better than you were I. Let's face it. He's just a very tan white man at the end of the day. One that is earned his respect 10 times over. Likely before some of you were even born.

Before anyone gets all high-pitched and huffy, no. This is not a paid promotion. This Bella doesn't know me from Adam, and he is probably all the better for it. Now would I take him to the clan rally with me on thursday? Probably not.

Get your red crayon out and pull your calander off the wall. You did indeed hear Mikey rightly... I love this black mfker like Charlie Daniels liked making the rest of his band look like they actually had lives and shit. Could get pussy. Maybe got involved in community outreach programs or some shit, idk...