Lyrics:
(Verse 1)
In the depths of cyberspace, a tale unfolds,
A saga of woes, of truths untold.
No Captain's Log could prepare for this plight,
For this is a tale of digital fight.
(Chorus)
Oh, this is no jest, it's dead serious, you see,
Inside and out, the tour of my house, for all to decree.
My mother and my father, oh, they're seething with ire,
Blaming me, it's my fault, I admit, I'm the fire!
(Verse 2)
I want it all gone, every pixel, every byte,
Off the internet's domain, out of sight.
I'll summon the detectives, the police in a storm,
To wield all in my power, to reform.
(Chorus)
Do you fathom the gravity, the peril we face?
If Greene County's Health Department finds this disgrace,
Condemnation awaits, eviction looms near,
For videos online, we live in fear!
(Bridge)
I was crafting a message, a plea to all,
"Remove these images," I did call.
But control slipped away, like sand through my hand,
Lost in the chaos of the digital land.
(Verse 3)
I'm working on it, I swear, with all my might,
To set things straight, to make it right.
Unload what you loaded, let it be undone,
For this battle in cyberspace, I've just begun.
(Chorus)
I'm toiling away, with every click, every key,
Striving to cleanse, to set us free.
So heed my plea, with urgency and might,
Let's erase this digital blight, this endless plight!
(Outro)
Now, now, now, now, now, NOW,
Let's banish it all, let's take our bow.
Quotes from original transcript:
This does not even deserve a Captain's Log introduction. ecause this is dead serious! The inside and outside tour I did A FEW MONTHS ago of my house, everyone on the Internet.
MY MOTHER AND MY FATHER ARE ANGRY AT ME! They're BLAMING it at me! IT'S my fault,
I ADMIT IT!
it's my fault! I WANT everything a-
BOUT MY HOUSE
OFF!
THE!
INNERNET!
I'll send in detectives! I'll send in police! I'll send in EVERYTHING IN MY
POWER!
Do you realize...? Do you realize something? Let me tell you: If the Health Department of Greene County... sees those videos... that you put on the damn Internet... they could condemn our house, and we would have to move out of it...?
i'm working on it! I was making a YouTube vi—uh, a vid-dya for YouTube t-tellin' ev'rybody, "get the images off of the Internet". Y'know it's not...
It's out of my control! I don't know where to go! I DUNNO KNOW WHERE TA GO-
You loaded them up there, you unload 'em!
I AM WORK'- I AM DOIN' IT... I'M STARTIN'...
I'm workin on it! I'm WORKIN on it!
So yeah, please, get everything off the Internet...
Now, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOOOOW!
(c) 1986 MiRRoRMaN of AmigaCam.net
