Latest Bayside Mall Witness

I wonder if it's a hologram that some kids did, or possibly that the government did to ignite the alien invasion conspiracy. I have a feeling someone is about to start marketing an Alien Detector app for phones. It must suck to be an alien who can't even drop by Footlocker to get some shoes without stirring up a commotion.

Note: The alien video at the end is just something I found and added onto the end just for the hell of it. I love the end of the world and alien shit and we need more of it. After the Covid scam the bar has been set pretty high.