what is a blueunicorn and why is it important?

WHAT IS A BLUEUNICORN AND WHY IS IT IMPORTANT is by far the most important video of this era. It is the harrowing tale of an adolescent antihero in a world gone mad and his narrow escape from imminent incarceration. It is the epitome of 19th century hardship and the plight of mothers across America as well as the hardships of dumbass teenagers up to dumbass shit. It is the tale of how the dangers of punk rock and mind expanding experiences are the direct cause of ridiculous stories being told and how straight laces and square living is the only way to live in a world of good wholesome values. It tells the epic tale of dumbass kids and their friends making bad music that they thought was good until they heard it sober and realized it was lame. The stories of which should be sung in poems of galdor for centuries to come lest the horrors that led to the popularity of bluegrass and rave music be repeated for the next generation. The importance of this video is by far more important than that which is regarded in the utmost importance and should be regarded as such.
For more information about this topic, ask your teenager whilst having family dinner at the table.

in the 1960s the government said DUCK AND COVER!!!
in the 2000s the government told to DUCT AND COVER!!!
in the 2020s the government said a lot of stuff.
find out what blueunicorn has to say about the current tragedy or epidemic currently at hand.

Be it past, present or even a future apocalypse, this instructional video will be useful over and over again for every foreseeable apocalypse.

FOR MAXIMUM AWESOMENESS.... WEAR HEADPHONES. its important to maximize awesomeness.

culture jamming is important to a healthy psyche.