Comrade!
So joo’re here again, trying to figure out vy this American Capitalist is singing the good praise of the Motherland, da?
Take off jour coat and hat, joo will not need them here. It is only twenty degrees below freezing, very comfo…
Comrade!
So joo’re here again, trying to figure out vy this American Capitalist is singing the good praise of the Motherland, da?
Take off jour coat and hat, joo will not need them here. It is only twenty degrees below freezing, very comfortable!
Vat? Joo’re still cold? Joo sound like crying baby. In Russia, babies don’t cry. They make JOO cry!
Ah, forgive me. I forget. I need more vodka. I used my last bottle to fuel my tractor. It runs good now, da? Ees very strong, like tank! The only problem is it can’t drive in straight line.
Vat? Ees driver? Nyet, I drive ferry good, ferry sober. I only drink two bottles for breakfast today. Vell, maybe three, but only because I was eating cereal and ve ran out of milk!
Mith Chronicler? Da! I know him like brother. I not bother that Ee is American. Ee is good man, ferry good….ferry skilled….but not terribly bright at making money! Ee could be hardbass superstar like me but has big problem vith vorking ees stupid American computer.
I said, Vat is problem? But Ee steel has not returned to my electronic message. It’s big problem. I haf not seen him since Ee vas dating zat Siberian voman. Or vas it ven Ee was dating zat classy voman from Moscow?
Da! Of course they’re gorgeous, they’re RUSSIAN, but also fiery like bear! Haha! I think perhaps Ee could not tame them.
But steel, Vee are like brothers now, da?
Ee put my little stories in ees video. I am not bother zat ees Russian accent sounds like terrible. Ees ferry funny, and I always rock hard to ees super beats music tunes.
Eh? Joo’re steel cold? Then go get warm by my pet bear, Sergei. I’m going to go retrieve that vodka from my tractor before cousins find it!
In meantime, joost relax for little bit and vatch thees new video. And write comment to Mith Chronicler! Tell eem to send electronic mail text so I can send eem some ruples to feex zat broken computer.
💥Just An Average Day In Russia (Part 1) https://www.bitchute.com/video/PyOvZVqEXaHg/
💥Another Average Day In Russia (Part 2) https://www.bitchute.com/video/BMDXEoeJHLrE/
💥Yet ANOTHER Average Day In Russia (Part 3) https://www.bitchute.com/video/0jhDQBGuoKhZ/
💥Russian Memes! (Part 4)
https://www.bitchute.com/video/8bJnPIafERpf/
