Pro Fighter Big Toe Poke - Enhanced To Show Facial Expression

… an expression of shock and awe. He could not believe what just happened. It wasn’t a normal kick… the big toe was stuck out on purpose… and it was maneuvered so as, to poke, and poke good.
The opponent could immediately tell it was not the ball of the foot, or an ankle, or even a group of toes… it was the big toe, only, and he knew what that big toe was targeting… and it wasn’t his white buns… it’s much darker than that.
They don’t make “athletic cups” for the rear end, it turns out. Surely some wise entrepreneur will take this tid bit o big toe info, and run with it… because one thing’s for sure… people will study this move, and their accuracy will only get better… fighters will start to strengthen their big toes, probably with little tiny weights. Whatever it takes, to make that big toe, dangerous… they will do.
New fighter gear there should be, people would want it, just upon hearing the name of the product … “anus protector”.
The question in the industry would quickly become, “who isn’t buying an anus protector, and more importantly, why are they not”?
The perfect business model if I ever heard one. “If you don’t buy one of these, you’re gay”, would be a slogan that’d work, I’d think.