RULES 4 THEE BUT NOT 4 ME: COPS GIVE PAUL PELOSI 4 HOURS TO SOBER UP BEFORE TAKING BREATHALYZER TEST

Hillary Clinton AKA "Cankles McPantsuit" is the picture of health. So much so, she was seen today wobbling down the street in a parade wearing anti-seizure sunglasses. But nobody even noticed her. Maybe if she dropped and had a seizure she would have been noticed. Also, drunk asshole and China loving douchebag Mob tied Paul Pelosi was allowed to sober up for 4 HOURS before given a breathalyzer test. This way his BAC levels will be reduced and Nancy's husband will get off scot free ready to get back on the road and maybe next time kill someone. Rules for us but not for them. When are these demons going to just fucking die already?