The Twerk: A Mating Ritual from the Motherland of Africa!

Not too long ago, the "twerk" dance became an internet craze in black ghettos across the land. Black women could be seen on video in tight or scant clothing gyrating their back ends lewdly, much to the delight of African American men. The trend later spread to other groups, so that even some blonde white women could be seen engaging in the same crude behavior. But recent footage from deepest Africa proves that such non-black twerkers are guilty of cultural appropriation. This is because what American blacks call the twerk is actually an age-old custom of African women back in the motherland. In Africa, this dance is not only an esteemed custom but also a cherished mating ritual as this stunning video evidence proves. So we see, once again, that America has been enriched by the rich customs of the black African people. Where would our country be without them?