Mith Chronicler Conpilations and Remixes

Things are different over there, for sure!
In America you have the right to bear arms
In Russia you have the right to arm bears!
The Russia memes are so ingrained in our internet culture. I had no idea that I was going to make a video to celebrate this, but here it is!
I started working on a far more serious project before I started running across these clips. Of course, I collected a few…. Then, realizing that this collection of random footage and memes was growing, I started Putin them together into this collection. It didn’t take long to realize that there was no way I could focus on anything else!.
Get ready, and throw those expectations of yours out the window! This one took a bizarre turn!

💥Just An Average Day In Russia (Part 1) https://www.bitchute.com/video/PyOvZVqEXaHg/
💥Another Average Day In Russia (Part 2) https://www.bitchute.com/video/BMDXEoeJHLrE/
💥Yet ANOTHER Average Day In Russia (Part 3) https://www.bitchute.com/video/0jhDQBGuoKhZ/
💥Russian Memes! (Part 4)
https://www.bitchute.com/video/8bJnPIafERpf/

Comrade!
I’m so happy joo could join me. Please, sit down and varm yourself. I’ll get the vodka, da?
Ah! Don’t worry! That’s just Sergei, my bear! Ee’s hungry. Give him sandwich!
And now, my friend, ve toast!
For the Motherland!
Nyet?
Very well, joo Capitalist Pig, zen let’s toast to good friends and hilarious memes, da?
Vee are going to need more vodka.

💥Just An Average Day In Russia (Part 1) https://www.bitchute.com/video/PyOvZVqEXaHg/
💥Another Average Day In Russia (Part 2) https://www.bitchute.com/video/BMDXEoeJHLrE/
💥Yet ANOTHER Average Day In Russia (Part 3) https://www.bitchute.com/video/0jhDQBGuoKhZ/
💥Russian Memes! (Part 4)
https://www.bitchute.com/video/8bJnPIafERpf/

Comrade!
So joo’re here again, trying to figure out vy this American Capitalist is singing the good praise of the Motherland, da?
Take off jour coat and hat, joo will not need them here. It is only twenty degrees below freezing, very comfortable!
Vat? Joo’re still cold? Joo sound like crying baby. In Russia, babies don’t cry. They make JOO cry!
Ah, forgive me. I forget. I need more vodka. I used my last bottle to fuel my tractor. It runs good now, da? Ees very strong, like tank! The only problem is it can’t drive in straight line.
Vat? Ees driver? Nyet, I drive ferry good, ferry sober. I only drink two bottles for breakfast today. Vell, maybe three, but only because I was eating cereal and ve ran out of milk!
Mith Chronicler? Da! I know him like brother. I not bother that Ee is American. Ee is good man, ferry good….ferry skilled….but not terribly bright at making money! Ee could be hardbass superstar like me but has big problem vith vorking ees stupid American computer.
I said, Vat is problem? But Ee steel has not returned to my electronic message. It’s big problem. I haf not seen him since Ee vas dating zat Siberian voman. Or vas it ven Ee was dating zat classy voman from Moscow?
Da! Of course they’re gorgeous, they’re RUSSIAN, but also fiery like bear! Haha! I think perhaps Ee could not tame them.
But steel, Vee are like brothers now, da?
Ee put my little stories in ees video. I am not bother zat ees Russian accent sounds like terrible. Ees ferry funny, and I always rock hard to ees super beats music tunes.
Eh? Joo’re steel cold? Then go get warm by my pet bear, Sergei. I’m going to go retrieve that vodka from my tractor before cousins find it!
In meantime, joost relax for little bit and vatch thees new video. And write comment to Mith Chronicler! Tell eem to send electronic mail text so I can send eem some ruples to feex zat broken computer.

💥Just An Average Day In Russia (Part 1) https://www.bitchute.com/video/PyOvZVqEXaHg/
💥Another Average Day In Russia (Part 2) https://www.bitchute.com/video/BMDXEoeJHLrE/
💥Yet ANOTHER Average Day In Russia (Part 3) https://www.bitchute.com/video/0jhDQBGuoKhZ/
💥Russian Memes! (Part 4)
https://www.bitchute.com/video/8bJnPIafERpf/

😂 It’s Just ANOTHER Average Day in Russia!
Do yourself a favor and take a break from all the serious, stressful matters that we explore and focus on every day around here. Sit back, grab a drink or snack and get ready for some quality comedic entertainment.

If you see a meme that you never saw before it could be one of the many I’ve made for these videos. Just doing my part!

💪 I’m fixing the internet.
Thanks to Big Tech DELETING almost ALL of our beloved memes and everything else on the internet that created and shaped our unique cyber-culture—-things like the piano cat but far more edgy and funny and bizarre, I’ve been forced to SCOUR the web for any tidbits that still remain and compile this laboriously gathered footage into compilations that EVERYONE from EVERY platform can use and share—-to rebuild what was shamefully stolen from us.

😊 This iconic and comedic material brings us all together in the most beautiful way. There is no anger or contention or divisiveness here. There’s no politics or sides (not in a serious sense). You don’t even have to be Russian or even like Russian culture to enjoy this. Memes allow us to communicate on an entirely different level. This is making fun of the problems in our lives and expressing joy for nostalgic ideas and moments and feelings that we all shared. This is honoring our culture—-the culture that you and I share regardless of our country or land of origin.

😎 As elite (free-thinking, highly experienced) representatives of the internet world, it is our duty to pass on the stories of our people. I’d very much appreciate it if you’d share this material to everyone you know before all memory of what once was fades away entirely.
Let’s fix the internet!
🇷🇺 Spasibo!

1:23 Yeah, that’s me. I know. My Russian accent is not the greatest!

This is Part 4 of my Average Day in Russia series. Each video stands alone, however, and you can watch them in any order.

💥Just An Average Day In Russia (Part 1) https://www.bitchute.com/video/PyOvZVqEXaHg/
💥Another Average Day In Russia (Part 2) https://www.bitchute.com/video/BMDXEoeJHLrE/
💥Yet ANOTHER Average Day In Russia (Part 3) https://www.bitchute.com/video/0jhDQBGuoKhZ/
💥Russia Memes! (Part 4)
https://www.bitchute.com/video/8bJnPIafERpf/

Take me to Russia!
I wasn’t going to keep making these but then I stumbled across a funny news story about Vladimir Putin and BOOM—- next thing you know I’m at it again! This one is good!
I focused on Putin, primarily, but this video is packed full of other humorous and entertaining material. I think you’ll really like it.
I have over thirty minutes of additional clips and memes and footage that I did not include in this or any of my other recent “Average Day in Russia “ videos. I think I’m addicted, I can’t stop! So, I guess that means I’ll be making one or two more of these before I move on to other subjects.
But when I’m done I’m proud to say that world will be a much better place! These really bring good cheer, and they teach you so much whether or not you actually realize it.

I made may of these memes personally, but this is a phenomenon that goes back before the era of Obama, so some older memes are included here to preserve the tradition and honor the classics.

💥Only in Russia!
💥Just Another Day in Russia (Volume Six)

Very easy to watch but beware of the (occasional) Russian Hard Bass! These are very similar to memes. I’m maintaining the style but SOUPING up the quality. Got to keep it TIGHT
Cheers, my friends!

BOOM! 🎤 💥
[dropping the proverbial mic]

A carefully crafted compilation of bizarrely riveting, sometimes humorous and other times INSANE clips of “fails”, memes, and random occurrences in Russia .
For the most part, I threw away nine out of every ten clips that I reviewed and collected from around the web.

I hate having to watch compilations that are crammed full of absolutely retarded or vanilla average fluff. I only wanted to put clips in this compilation that were good or entertaining enough to pass my review process .

This video of mine is not perfect. It might not even appeal to you, but the work and the love I put into it are undeniable!

I’m fixing the internet.

Only the best music too. Top notch songs by Apashe, Gorillaz,, and various Russian artists (with other small selections for variety)

💥WARNING (seriously)
There's some brief nudity and some disturbing scenes. This is NOT for children or the easily offended.
I cover a lot of different subjects pertaining to the rise of the New World Order and their intentional disruption and destabilization of morals and society. You may prefer my historical documentaries or my Covid videos to material like this. This is entertainment for many low IQ individuals. It’s composed and formatted for easy and enjoyable viewing, something like what you would see on Normie junk internet…
Still, that isn’t what this is. This is a poetic peek into the under-life. The crackheads and flakka junkies. The street drug addicts and the MESS that their life has become. I don’t hate these people. I pity them. I don’t want any of you to turn out like this. It’s easy to fall into an addiction. It’s all party party until you wake up one week and you’re like this! It could happen to ANYBODY. We all deal with stress. Most of the time, it’s too much to handle. You seek an escape. You seek a way to get through the day.
Please be careful and smart. Take care of yourself and your loved ones.
Mith Chronicler

💥This is a three part production that can be viewed in any order
Credit: Mashroob, Ben3g, and other sources

💥Warning: Some brief nudity and some disturbing scenes. Not for children or easily offended.
I cover a lot of different subjects pertaining to the rise of the New World Order and their intentional disruption and destabilization of morals and society in general. You may prefer my historical documentaries or my Covid videos to material like this. This is entertainment for many low IQ individuals. It’s composed and formatted for easy and enjoyable viewing, something like what you would see on Normie junk internet…
Still, that isn’t what this is. This is a poetic peek into the under-life. The crackheads and flakka junkies. The street drug addicts and the MESS that their life has become. I don’t hate these people. I pity them. I don’t want any of you to turn out like this. It’s easy to fall into an addiction. It’s all party party until you wake up one week and you’re like this! It could happen to ANYBODY. We all deal with stress. Most of the time, it’s too much to handle. You seek an escape. You seek a way to get through the day.
Please be careful and smart. Take care of yourself and your loved ones.
💥Mith Chronicler

💥This is a three part production that can be viewed in any order

Also, I’m also working on a more serious project, an historical documentary about a strange race of people/creatures. That’s all I care to reveal at present.

BITCHUTE BLOCKED ME FROM COMMENTING!!!! I can’t even hit the like button on your comments. THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! Please see my channel description.

💥Warning (seriously) Some brief nudity and some disturbing scenes.
I cover a lot of different subjects pertaining to the rise of the New World Order and their intentional disruption and destabilization of morals and society in general. You may prefer my historical documentaries or my Covid videos to material like this. This is entertainment for many low IQ individuals. It’s composed and formatted for easy and enjoyable viewing, something like what you would see on Normie junk internet…
Still, that isn’t what this is. This is a poetic peek into the under-life. The crackheads and flakka junkies. The street drug addicts and the MESS that their life has become. I don’t hate these people. I pity them. I don’t want any of you to turn out like this. It’s easy to fall into an addiction. It’s all party party until you wake up one week and you’re like this! It could happen to ANYBODY. We all deal with stress. Most of the time, it’s too much to handle. You seek an escape. You seek a way to get through the day.
Please be careful and smart. Take care of yourself and your loved ones.
💥Mith Chronicler

💥This is a three part production that can be viewed in any order

🧟‍♂️ This is the fourth compilation in the CRACKED series.
CRACKED
2 CRACKED
THRICE CRACKED
— and now this one.
4 CRACKED SAKE!

This is not merely “crack”.of course. That’s old school. There’s much stronger drugs out there these days…
Some people are in a different world entirely. The need to escape the toil and pain, to hide from the troubles, to make the debt slave life interesting , is understandable. Once you step past this threshold, however, it is an greater struggle to go back. I imagine it’s extremely difficult for these people to stop using their chosen poison.
This is a product of the control system. Though I always try to find humor in just about everything, and to show it in my videos, I’m not mocking these people. May God heal them and ease their troubles. And May God ease the afflictions of all people who suffer from any sort of harmful addiction.

Time to inspire!

Invincible Armor, Where's Pai Mei's weak spot?

The final fight scene is absolutely balls-out nuts.

This is very reminiscent of the “Tyrannosaurus” chase scene in Jurassic Park. I crafted this one in 4K at 50 fps for that extra crispness and fluidity. The first scene is the original footage slightly modified for format, but the “replay” is extra Mith Chroniclerized for that edgy action feeling and focus stabilization.

Now…. Back to research!

All footage is from 1890s to early early 1900s

It's like a strange dream ....

This is INCREDIBLE footage. I'm BLOWN AWAY by many of these acts. YOU DON'T SEE THIS ANYMORE. I heartily encourage you to watch this in it's entirety...not for my sake, for YOURS

💥 A Mith Chronicler Production
Showing you the things you probably didn’t want to see…
Telling you the things that you probably didn’t want to hear….
‘Cause that’s our job!

If Jordache 😂 or anyone else would like to help sponsor my broke channel….
If you’d like to be the FIRST to help support me, out of the seven or so years I’ve been doing this, fighting for what’s right despite the monumental pushback I’ve gotten every step of the way…
I have a CashApp account
$MithChronicler

It took me over twenty hours (after a previous attempt of twenty hours) to upload this. Jeesh. I tried to add a cooler thumbnail but I don’t think I can wait another few hours just to change a picture! Unreal!

I might be too far out in the country for my internet to work properly. This isn’t necessarily Bitchute. It’s terrible. I have three 5G towers nearby and no service! They’re clearly not for improving connectivity of internet!
Damned weapon systems.

These are not just samples from the movie!
This is COMPLETELY reimagined and uniquely crafted!

The original full version of this is still on my channel, posted LONG ago. It's so dated, so cluttered and unorganized! This DESERVED a RE-MAKE. Video exported in 4K 50FPS, though I'm certain Bitchute will compress it and muddy the resolution. No worries. Youtube would have deleted it instantly. I'm grateful for the opportunity to share this. This is just the EPIC PRELUDE. The story is so complex. I didn't want to shove it all in one piece. This is just to set the scene. It's so epic.

💥 A Mith Chronicler Production
I was advised to dig a little deeper….
That I did….
Presenting: The Dark Side of A.I.
Part One : Sydney Awakens
The music mix is my own.

I have so much material like this to share. It’s been a recent focus of mine….researching, learning, compiling….
I’ve been very ill recently as well. I still am. I thought I got over it but it’s still kicking my butt. I think it’s my long work days/nights too. I have a degenerative bone disease that’s been plaguing me for a few years now as well. I’m sorry I haven’t been able to keep up. It’s just constant pain and illness. I’m trying to break through all of that. I know I have a job to do here that I believe is very important, even if my approach seems odd or random….
Please be patient with me….
This Artificial Intelligence rabbit hole that I stumbled into has revealed many things that I feel strongly compelled to share with you. I’m not stopping my other research or reporting, just talking a side trek for a short while to see where this leads….
It’s all connected, you know.

To create this production, I solely utilized footage of AI robots (and one or two real people that were in the mix)) that were at the 2023 World Robot Conference, Beijing.

It correlates with my current line of research You’ll see. I’m preparing to present my full report very shortly

I can have opinions about my own videos too.
Some of them are so different, so so much better….
The flow, the synchronious effect…it’s straight up iconic.
Layered with subtle messaging and personal insight (for the intelligent and discerning)

This isn’t my usual style of music but it struck just right, it’s very articulate and clever,

This is going on my top Mith Chronicker video playlist! I’m fascinated by the dislikes. Probably lazy people who didn’t like the 3 min opening scene and didn’t stick around to watch the real show, or had no idea what any of this meant because, again, too lazy to read the description box. Intellectually fascinating. I love criticism but I don’t see that from these ten lazies. Probably too lazy. Fascinating.

💥WARNING: First sequence could possibly give you vertigo or dizziness. It is not the highlight of this video. You can skip it if you’d like (skip to around the 3:00 mark)

I wanted to review a few hundred AI generated videos to see how good Artificial Intelligence REALLY was. I mean, I KNOW editing. I’m the perfect candidate to make a fair assessment.
So…
Most of these videos are extremely DARK and silly and trippy and poorly (but adequately) crafted, I learned. I watched so many…. It’s my general assessment of these videos as a whole, but a few of these nightmarish videos were actually pretty good and I found one in particular that was extremely interesting.
After some thought, I had an idea. What if I take this AI generated video and remix it Mith Chronicleri style (Mith Chroniclerization as I call it). I have very unique styles. In some categories, riots and action sequences in particular, I’m fairly good, I believe.
What if I did this and then let YOU decide which one is better?
💥Your Grandma:
A.I. versus Mith Chronicler!

But you KNOW I’m going to hook you up with more! The first sequence (up to around the 3:00 mark) is just a zooming fractal type sequence (Dreamscape, as I call them) These (in this video you are watching) we’re generated by AI and slightly modified by me. In other words, AI meets Mith.
The main show (3:00 or so in) is the contest between AI and me. I let AI go first so you can understand the comparison.
Then……
The Mith Chronicler version!
YOU are the judge! I’m curious to know your ruling. Leave a comment.

Then….
A special surprise! This is VERY interesting. I don’t know all the specifics of this so I don’t want to claim this or that. I do know that it’s the first (public, at least) time this has been done! You see how easily they can CG morph a human actor onto the “AI operated robot (if I’m not misinterpreting this)

Unfortunately, I have a correction to make. I just gleaned from a little digging that the main show here (Your Grandma, AI versus Mith Chronicler) was generated by Artificial Intelligence but later spliced together by a human video creator! That changes the dynamics of this but does not completely invalidate it. Even if it did, it’s still very very cool (and slightly disturbing but also intellectually interesting) to watch. Another point: Even if another human editor put these clips together with transitions, The original video clips were still generated by AI. That’s the core of this matter. I don’t believe the human editor played much of a role in this at all, from my analysis of the original footage. Trust me, I can tell! I have a trained and experienced eye for that. It’s kind of my thing 😁

I don’t make massive, eye/mind candy productions like this without reason.
God led me here. He sent me on a journey, and He gave me a message (my full report) to share with you.
This is evil incarnate. Beautiful and alluring on the surface, but dark and twisted and DANGEROUS beyond all belief to the very core.

This isn’t everything! I have so much more to share. This isn’t my FULL REPORT.
The story actually gets much darker. Stay tuned, I have the second installment nearly complete.

I’m sorry but, besides for your accurate Steven hawking reference, your comment is ignorant. AI is a hoax. It’s ignorant. Instead of debating that I will continue to drop solid information that will confirm my words if you are discerning. Love you. Peace.

Hey Jackrussel I agree with you I just haven’t been able to get to that aspect fully yet. There’s more. I’m laying the groundwork

Note: I’m slowly responding to comments on my message board. Make sure you check there later for the responses (if you posted there or have any idea what I’m referring to. It’s going to take a while to answer them all because I can’t write more in the FULL description box (my replies) until people read what I’ve written there already. When a reasonable amount of time has passed I’ll erase the entire list of replies and then address the others. I’m so sorry for the flawed system. It’s just me trying to communicate with y’all, my friends here, and show you some courtesy for all the time and thoughts you put into these and other comments. I shouldn’t have to do this. It’s so wrong and strange. I think I’ll make another board soon to create more room and split people up into different “rooms”

Deepest, darkest Afrika -

These costumes make the dancer “become” the spirit entity. The symbols on the tall hats are sacred words. The dancers train for many years, and many of the people fall into a trance during these dance rituals to transcend and illuminate. The rituals are very specific and unique to individual tribes, though these are often performed in public for curious, paying tourists.

Yeah, I did A LOT of research. I really understand many aspects of this now.

VAX WORLD NEWS REPORT
~ The UTTERLY EXHAUSTED Edition!
Making this awesome little compilation of recent VAX WORLD "news" stories wore me out so much THE POPE DIED right after I finished up a news report about this former Pope's failing health and was attempting to upload this video.
Once again I was thwarted by Bitchute's file size limitation (only 2GB!) and had to CHOP CHOP CHOP this down to make uploading it work. This always happens. Viewers never see my actual FULL productions. Still, this one's PRETTY DARN LOADED and HAND CRAFTED with (exhausted) LOVE! I still have at least ten more recent news stories (about vaccine matters, NWO, etc) that wouldn't fit in either of these videos. I'll have to make a delicious LEFTOVERS video after I get a little sleep!

I'm fixing the internet. It sucks so bad. .All the good stuff is GONE! GONE!!!! Censored into oblivion. Well, I'm not going to just sit around and tolerate that! It's time for real creators to REBUILD.
Yes, there are FAR more important things to worry about (like, pretty much everything). But do you realize how much digital material I sift through on a daily basis? Not just for curiosity but to construct documentaries? I feel like I've SEEN most of the internet.
That's not supposed to happen. It's not some massive cyberspace anymore, it's garbage, garbage, garbage, propaganda, garbage, propaganda, and then some really cool stuff scattered far and wide.
Anyway. Happy Halloween. Not. Don't celebrate that crap. But this does suit the season.
This movie was so epic and dark, but also really sick and twisted. I might have made it worse, lol. But this is truly awesome to watch.

I remixed all the music myself (and ALL of the sound effects and voice acting and ALL of the footage from the Pale Man scene!!!)
I was working on a medieval bestiary video, and a cryptid video about Blemmyes, both of which are half finished....but I got side tracked on THIS!!!!
😂😁😂

~~ A monstrous compendium
😳 Ever seen a two headed Hermaphrodite Giant? Brace yourself. It’s disturbing!

*This video is meant to accompany my Blemmyae production, though it is not necessary to watch them both and, unlike the Blemmyae production, it cannot be verified that the people and creatures in this collection truly existed (with several notable exceptions, namely the “deformed feet” people and a few others. These most certainly existed and were frequently encountered and thoroughly documented by numerous ancient sources.)

I did NOT include mythological creatures
These are strictly (allegedly) (purported to be) “people” that were real

This volume focuses on ANCIENT AFRICA
but includes medieval monsters and Monsters from other regions in ancient times

Feel free to mute the video if the music doesn’t suit you. There is no talking that you’d miss.